One last word

…on the issue about Jessica Simpson’s arse and about all the dames, who put on a few pounds, are called fat by the tabloids, and then go on an endless rant about A, they are only size two, B, they feel good about their size, C, they are the ones with the healthy body image and the skinny women are the ones with issues, D, are proud to show a good example for the average  ( = non-famous) women out there, E, weight is not such an important issue anyway so let’s talk about something substantial. Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tyra Banks, Britney Spears and the rest, who have been through this, I’m talking to you! If you feel so fine with your extra pounds, don’t try to keep losing them, and when you do, STOP PHUCKING POSING ON MAGAZINE COVERS TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR DIETS AND EXCERCISE AND HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO SHED THOSE POUNDS! Make up your silly little minds, goddammit, before I go phucking Bale on your fluctuating arses!

Posh but no spice

Gwenyth Paltrow is opening up her own line of gyms with personal trainers in New York and Los Angeles. She’s doing that for two reasons. One, anyone that looks at her will immediately think of strength, health and work-out. Two, people in America, especially in those two cities, know nothing about training and fitness, and they are in desperate need of a condescending elitist fake Londoner to tell them how to stay in shape.

Toni taking part

Soul star Toni Braxton faces a daily fight to get fit enough for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars because doctors were only able to control her heart issues a month ago.

Toni had to scrap a series of Las Vegas shows in May and June after a medical emergency forced her to check into hospital with severe breathing problems. She has since been diagnosed with coronary microvascular angina – a condition which starves parts of the body of oxygenated blood.

Tyralicious

Tyra Banks had no problem fitting into her dress for a Harper’s Bazaar party held in her honor at Highbar in NYC on Sept. 3.

Keep her in there!

Amy Winehouse was yet again rushed to hospital. People mag called her American rep who said Amy “suffered a reaction to medication at home”. I say, probably mixed up her vitamins with her *coughcrackcough* flu medicine.

Here in Mommyland

Hey, I started this blog to have some place to bytch, so I’m gonna! My first rant: what’s with celeb moms and their stalkers these days?