Too funky?

Beyonce, OMG sorry, I mean Sasha Fierce is going on tour. Is this her diva alterego or what?

The people’s diva

I honestly like Sandra Bullock. I always have, since the first time I saw her.

You know the end is near…

…if you look at the red carpet pictures of an allegedly prestigious award show, and see that Paris Hilton is not only invited, she is the phuckin’ best dressed diva! I mean, come on, Heidi, Cameron, Renée, and others. You can do better!

Et tu mi fili…

You know that Oprah is not over ’till the fat lady complains. Yes. Oprah Winfrey is over 200 pounds again and she wrote in her mag: “I’m embarrassed … I can’t believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I’m still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, ‘How did I let this happen again?’ ”

Even better than the real thing?

If you spend a moment thinking about people who think it is neccessary to photoshop the hell out of a professional photo taken of Jessica Alba, you realize how far the entertainment industry has removed itself from reality.

Dear Britney,

in case you wanted to show the world on your 27th birthday that you are no longer addicted to any kinda chemicals, that you are a sane, level-headed young woman, that you are neither cheap nor stupid and that you are as able to make responsible decisions, as mothers should be, at least in trivial issues such as putting on clothes, then, I hate to be the one to tell you, but you just re-defined the word “failure”. No. No, no, no. No. Take my word for it. No. That is a no, as in N, and right after it O. No. Definitely no. No.

No more Bratz

This is a rather old piece of information from my writers’ blox days, but I wanted to share nevertheless, because it gives me hope in a better, tart-free future.

The largest distributor of children’s books to Canadian schools has decided to yank all Bratz books from its roster after parents and psychologists complained that the controversial dolls promoted “precocious sexuality.”

Attack of the scary blue boots

After Miley Cyrus launched an attack against our retinas by wearing a pair of boots in the colour I like to call “wowzawtfisshethinkin-blue”, Lindsay showed up in public in a similar coloured pair. At least I think it’s her. If this is the new trend, fashion was never so easy to ridicule. Not since the eighties anyway.

VS needs to phire their lame designers

Granma panties with feather collar. Very attractive.

Why is she wearing a giant breast cancer awareness ribbon FFS?

FFS, what are these bunch of re-res doing?

The pretty and famous

OK, I admit, while I don’t like fashion in general, I love to look at beautiful gowns. Maybe the little girl dreaming of princesses in me is doing it, I don’t know for sure.