When you thought your TV cannot get dumber

Rock of Love Bus will feature 20 girls living on a tour bus, competing for Bret’s money, fame, drugs, dick heart.

There goes my appetite

Taco Bell, bless its heart, hosted a “Reality Check Challenge” to help solve world hunger in LA. And who did the restaurant enlist to help? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, obviously the most charitable couple in Hollywood.

/sarcasm

Instead of bringing light to the world’s food issues, the reality show duo made us vomit up our last meal. I guess making the rich parts of the world give up eating for good is one way to make sure the 3rd world countries have enough food to go around.

Okay, that explains it

I’ve been wondering for a while what the hell is going on with Kate Holmes. She looked miserable most of the time, while she seems to be really fond of her husband and totally adoring their beautiful little girl, Suri.

Doomsday is near

I have never in my life thought that I would think, let alone publicly admit this, but I kinda like Paris Hilton. When she was visiting the Sundance festival, I had a serious WTF moment, because I couldn’t imagine what a socialite like her would do at an independent film venue. Now she attended the Comic-Con International in San Diego, and that is a nerdfest!

She even said some sensible things.