Your daily kewtness

February 22, 2009

Lo’ and behold the most creative piece of cell phone advertising I have seen in recent years! It’s soooooo good, I decided to plug the product too. It’s the new Samsung UltraTouch S8300.

It is also adorable kewt. Read the rest of this entry »


Arrgh! My eyes!

September 28, 2008

The only reason for me to post this entry is to explain why I’m going to deliver a virtual blow to the phace with an XXL sized hammerhead shark to anyone ever mocking Orlando Bloom’s stupid Japanese commercials again. I’m not sure if the above sentence is proper English, but my eyesight has just been abused and I feel the faint tingle of nerves quickly self-destructing in my skull in the futile attempt to erase this picture from my brain for the rest of my life: Read the rest of this entry »


Jessica Simpson sells beer

August 21, 2008

I don’t think her heart is really in this campaign (even if she’s financially interested in boosting sales), I think she just wanted to put her name and the word “smart” in the same sentence without being laughed at. Read the rest of this entry »