Trust the superstition

Natasha Richardson had taken an apparently harmless tumble at Mont Tremblant ski resort on Monday, but was taken to a local hospital an hour after the fall when she complained of headaches and later transferred to Sacré-Coeur. That much seems to be sure so far.

How to get Clooney’s autograph

It’s easy. Get in a car accident with him and make him feel guilty about it.

Something in the air on a Saturday night

Something that makes celebrities and vehicles collide. I’m not very good at this stuff, but maybe Mars is very close and Saturn is in the fourth house, I dunno. Thing is there were two incidents that night.