The people’s diva

I honestly like Sandra Bullock. I always have, since the first time I saw her.

PMSL

I am too lazy to write new posts, but I don’t wanna leave you without some fun for long, so I just add some of my fave LOLs from LOLcats and LOLcelebs.

Remembering

I have nothing to say about him, I just wanted to post this picture, because, in the (in)famous words of one of my favourite writers, “it does things to my biology”.

The original bunny boiler

I bow down to Glenn Close, one of the best of her art, one of the few talents that deserve to be recognised and should shine eternal. Only fitting that she gets her star or Hollywood Boulevard, but let me ask you this, dear authorities: WHAT THE PHUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG?

You know the end is near…

…if you look at the red carpet pictures of an allegedly prestigious award show, and see that Paris Hilton is not only invited, she is the phuckin’ best dressed diva! I mean, come on, Heidi, Cameron, Renée, and others. You can do better!

Posh but no spice

Gwenyth Paltrow is opening up her own line of gyms with personal trainers in New York and Los Angeles. She’s doing that for two reasons. One, anyone that looks at her will immediately think of strength, health and work-out. Two, people in America, especially in those two cities, know nothing about training and fitness, and they are in desperate need of a condescending elitist fake Londoner to tell them how to stay in shape.

Don’t phuck with the family woman

Back in mid December we heard reports that Sharon Osbourne “went ballistic” during the taping of a show. Now we have the tape at our disposal.

Dumb model vs smart model

In the red corner: Liskula Cohen (yeah, I never heard of her either) is suing Google to reveal the names of users who wrote angry slurs against her on a website called “Skanks in NYC.” No, really, there is this stupid little blog on blogspot.com where users are calling her a desperate “40-something” who “may have been hot 10 years ago.”

Getting closer

We have an official release date for Coraline! It’s February 6, and I am counting the days!

There is also the official trailer, check it out after the jump!

2009, here I come!

The new year seems to be unlucky for celebrity couples.

First I hear that Katy Perry’s boyfriend did mind her kissing a girl. Poor bloke wasn’t around for long enough for me to learn his name. Then “I’m not fat yet I take the cover with my successful diet” Jennifer Love Hewitt and whatshisphace cancelled their engagement. You think we’re out of Splitsville yet? Nah, the ride is just getting bumpy. Hold on!