How to fight the paparazzi

I decided to write a few words to those of my readers who are seriously troubled by the constant dogging of sensation-hungry paparazzi hordes. I know that when you’re living the life, it all comes with the territory, and it really is just water off a duck’s back, you just have to try and be private and be your beautiful selves. But when the pressure of the press gets too much, here are a few tips on how to handle the situation.

Another aimless post

I don’t even know who this guy is, but he’s kinda cute. He might look a bit like Orly at first blink, but it’s James Franco.

Not another PotC

I was thinking what I could write about the upcoming bullshiz pirate movie that Johnny Depp, for some unknown reason, signed for, but I couldn’t think of anything without cursewords, so I’ll just post another Craig Ferguson video for your amusement.

Alice is here

Tim Burton is hard at work filming his next opus, a screen adaptation of Lewis Carroll’s classic story Alice in Wonderland.

Yay, she can walk!

It was a girls’ day at the park for Jennifer, Violet and a basketball yesterday, and clearly Jen’s not letting her bump slow her down at all. I do wish she’d stop carrying that kid around with the big belly. She’s a big girl now. Let her have her phun, FFS.

Where can I vote for him?

British comedian Ricky Gervais is hotly tipped to host next year’s Academy Awards. Gossips claim new Oscars bosses Laurence Mark and Bill Condon were impressed with The Office creator’s laugh-raising stint at Sunday’s Emmy Awards, and they want to audition him for the Oscars.

Bookwise… whaddaya mean just ten?

Anners tagged me!

FYI

A real supermodel looks like this:

Juss’ sayin.

Why Missing Link cannot rid you of Palin

It’s a bit grainy, but that’s definitely vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin being anointed in 2005 by Thomas Muthee, the scary Kenyan witch hunter who chanted her into office and whose main claim to fame is running eccentric old ladies out of his town like a damn Miller villain. Listen closely for the part when Muthee, his hand clutching Palin’s shoulder, asks Jesus to protect her from “witchcraft.”

We know the word “showmance”, but phauxship?

Rock offspring Kelly Osbourne has blasted Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez’s friendship, insisting they only pretend to like each other for the press. Wow, I had no idea you can even fake a phriendship for the paps!