Kidding, right?

When I saw this trailer about the new MTV (=Moron TeleVision) reality series called 16& Pregnant, I thought it was a belated April’s Fool joke, a prank in the all new season of Punk’d, or the accidentally leaked notes of a heavily disturbed program planner who since been transferred into an insane asylum for the sake of his own safety and of those around him. But no. They are indeed “taking their stance on teen pregnancy awareness and showing the lives of six girls whose lives will be changed forever, due to pregnancy at such a young age.” Translation: riding the now almost still coattails of Juno and shamelessly using troubled people to somehow raise ratings.

The thin woman inside Beyonce got out!

Apparently, she is gracing the cover of Marie Claire, June edition.

She’ll cut a bitch

You know, it’s one thing to go to a pap infested restaurant where you know they will snap your phace. They will swarm you and shout at you and stand in your way, that is OK, you knew the vermin with cameras hang there, that is what you went there for, even if the food is known to be mediocre.

It’s a completely different thing when you are trying to run errands in your normal, dare I say private, life and have your baby in your arms just to find that the paps are blocking your phucking way to the car and may possibly scare the poop out of your daughter. No surprise Halle Berry went all badass on their collective arses.

You go girl!

On demand

Go on the internetz and get what you want!

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Again?

Is this a new trend? Scantily clad Brits and their “hey-mr-paparazzo-I-am-smiling-for-you” hos on a balcony in Australia? Are we gonna get more of these? Who’s next?

Trust the superstition

Natasha Richardson had taken an apparently harmless tumble at Mont Tremblant ski resort on Monday, but was taken to a local hospital an hour after the fall when she complained of headaches and later transferred to Sacré-Coeur. That much seems to be sure so far.

Run, it’s contagious!

Kangaroo-envy is spreading all over the world! The French have it too!

Your daily kewtness

Lo’ and behold the most creative piece of cell phone advertising I have seen in recent years! It’s soooooo good, I decided to plug the product too. It’s the new Samsung UltraTouch S8300.

It is also adorable kewt.

British invasion rulez!

The British Invasion was the term applied by the news media—and subsequently by consumers—to the influx of rock and roll, beat and pop performers from the United Kingdom who became popular in the United States and Canada. The classic British Invasion period was 1964 to 1967 (roughly bracketed by The Beatles’ appearance on Ed Sullivan and the emergence of Jimi Hendrix as a U.S.-born superstar who had his first success in the UK).

Too funky?

Beyonce, OMG sorry, I mean Sasha Fierce is going on tour. Is this her diva alterego or what?